Well, sort of anyway. What with all the uncertainty of anything but the certainty of violence surrounding the impending inauguration, we have entered a year with a pandemic that threatens not only our health but our very livelihoods! As a nation we have walked headfirst into a high infection rate, civil unrest due to economic and racial inequity, and systemic Johnny Depp abuse. It’s terrifying.

Since the world is going to hell in a handbasket anyway, why not treat yourself to a new tattoo or piercing? We’re all going to die by horrible asteroid strike sometime this year (at this rate), why not look good before the imminent apocalypse?

Worse yet, what if you survive? Don’t be the only post-apocalyptic denizen without the appropriate body modifications! It’d be mortifying!

So, before you do anything else (except maybe getting vaccinated) call Lighthouse Tattoo to set up your appointment at 615 784-4500; or visit the shop at 328 N. Cumberland St in Lebanon TN, just a block off the town square.