So here’s the deal: Lighthouse Tattoo as a mailbox that gets direct service to the North Pole. No bullshit. What’s that mean for you? Well, if you get your child to write a letter to Santa and drop it off in our mailbox to the North Pole Express (located inside the shop, not our regular mailbox, asshole) we will guarantee that your child will receive a letter BACK, HANDWRITTEN BY SANTA HIMSELF! In order for this to happen we need the following things: A letter from the child to Santa; we also need notes from the parents to include the correct spelling of the child’s name and the address the letter from Santa should be sent to. Notes can include instructions like ‘brush you teeth, ‘clean your room’, ‘stop picking on your baby brother/sister’, stuff like that. Santa will NOT promise to deliver any toys or grant any wishes that the parent’s notes don’t specifically confirm and the letters will be very general and formulaic, but they will include the child’s name and they will be very cool handwritten letters from the Fat Man himself. A great keepsake delivered by our proud United States Postal Service.

For the sake of prompt delivery, we have a tight deadline of December 15th to get those letters in, so please don’t hesitate! and Merry Christmas!!!